Now that I have practically come to the end of my work here in Serbia, I thought it would be a good idea to put together some final reflections. Since everything else I have written over the last 6 weeks has been incredibly serious, I decided to give humour a go.
So here is it, the Mickey Mouse Guide to Kosovo in Serbian Politics. The “insights” I provide here are nothing more than cardboard cut-outs of much more complex issues. I did my best to play up every major political stereotype and be equally offensive to every party. Keeping that in mind, I hope you enjoy it.🙂
Democratic Party (DS): Kosovo is Serbia … except when it’s not.
Democratic Party of Serbia (DSS): Kosovo is Serbia whether the Europeans like it or not.
G17 Plus: Kosovo is Serbia, we paid for it!
Liberal Democratic Party: Kosovo was Serbia, get used to it.
New Serbia: Kosovo is Serbia and anyone who disagrees is a jerkoff scumbag!
Progressive Party: Kosovo is Serbia, why isn’t Brussels listening?
Radical Party: Kosovo is Serbia and over there is too…
Socialist Party: Kosovo is Serbia, Milosevic was just doing his job.